Well the hell happened?????
I can’t seem to recall at which point I started to dread waking up because I knew it meant sustaining a miriade of little aches and pains for the first 20 mintues of the day. It kind of sneaks up on you like the ice and kool aid based vodka drinks we use to guzzle in college. All of a sudden you get up one day and there they are, sore back, achy knees…..oh!  gotta piss………………..ah that’s better. Do you remember those drinks? tasted like straight sugar until you stand up and get greeted with a barrage of laughter as you stumble to the bathroom.
I am of the belief that the only reason we are not all alcoholics and sex addicts is because it was to hard to hide porn and too tough to aquire booze when we were fourteen. It is still tough to get booze but can you imagine when the generation that grew up knowing about 2 girls 1 cup by the time they were 12 is running the world!!! Bill Clinton will look like an alter boy compared the deranged perveted little bastard that will inhabit the white house at that point!!! Fuck me!
