Buy The Cow

It is Thursday night and i am exhausted… I have worked all day to bring home the bacon. I walked in the door at 6:00 in a happy mood, and why not cause my child runs to the door to greet me with excitement to tell me ”i did a puzzle today daddy!” My dinner is hot and ready to eat.  After dinner, i take my son up and get him ready for bed. Give him his bath, and read him no lees than 3 books. He is happy and ready for bed. It is now 8:30pm Everything is sweet. I walk down the stairs with squinted eye burning to go to sleep. I pour a drink, wine or nice cold rum and coke…. I am ready to relax and catch some warm time on the couch with my lovely wife. No more than a few minutes in the couch she says it. No she assumes it… She even has the peppermint foot cream ready. “Will you rub my feet, i am exhausted” Now, under most circumstances… this is fantastic. I would not be bothered in the slightest. BUT, let us change this just a little bit. Lets back up a few minutes and say i want a BJ… cause i am exhausted!!! What if i put some cinnamon scented lube in my pocket and a knut rag in the other… Minutes after we sit down i pull them out and want my shaft worked… this is not ok is it?? Especially since i assumed it! Well let me put it out there… Guys feet are their cocks… When we are exhausted, we don’t need a foot rub we need a cock rub. Deal with it!  

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