Really? More Abba
I just heard that Mamma Mia is coming out now as a movie. Is that really where it has come to. Without even going into whether or not we need more exposure for the 1980s (70s?) “supergroup”, is this really necessary? We had a group that had a few hits, but there have been many of those and then someone (probably a gay dude, not that there is anything wrong with it) decided that it would be a great idea to write a production show based on that music. I can think of about 20 groups that have music more deserving of a show made from it, but there is no accounting for taste, I am digressing. That show, flying in the face of any logic I can conjure, is a smash (among theatre going folk, but so was Cats, I mean seriously). So now they are going to make that show into a movie, yeah because Rent did so well! But that is not even the big deal. Here is the big deal, I am sure that at some point there will be a soundtrack available from the motion picture Mamma Mia and on that soundtrack, there may be music inspired by the movie Mamma Mia. So….in case you were not paying attention, IT WOULD BE MUSIC, INSPIRED BY A MOVIE, INSPIRED BY A PLAY THAT WAS INSPIRED BY MUSIC!!!!! I am no genius, but if A=B and B=C and basic logic says that A and C have to be equal……WOULDN’T THAT MUSIC INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE MAMMA MIA BE THE GREATEST HITS OF ABBA????????? THEY ALREADY RELEASED THAT 50 TIMES!!!!!! IF ANY OF YOU STUPID FUCKS BUY THIS SOUNDTRACK WE ARE GOING TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET AND I AM NOW CONVINCED THAT I CANNOT HELP YOU!!!!!!!!!
