Is it really a good Idea?
By Most standards, I am a pretty average, normal, guy. I like football and porno and books about war…wait a minute, that is Dennis Leary. But along the same lines, I do actually like football and porno, but not the war part and only soft core porn, not the rough stuff or the pooping movies. Anyway, I am digressing. Do you ever look at your friends and think, “should these people really be breeding?” I mean really most people I talk to and think, “wow, what an idiot (feel free to substitute asshole), I sure hope he doesn’t have kids.” “I would not let that dude raise my dog”. But invariable, they always do. I think to myself, I know how fucked up I am and my parents were fairly responsible and I didn’t have MTV or constant access to video games, I can only imagine how much therapy that kid will need. But, i did have access to my dad’s not so hidden porn stash and that is probably not so good. It explains my warped perception of sex though. It cannot be healthy for a 10 year old to watch two women with doormat bush, bang each other with a pool cue. That explains my warped view of pool. Actually, now that I think about it, I probably am not that normal and most of my friends are probably saying to themselves, “wow! am i glad that guy does not have kids!”

