Buy The Cow

Have we not reach a point is our developement as a society that we can now safely admit that ventriloquists are not anything resembling funny??!!!!  I mean let’s be honest it is a dude who probably didn’t have any friends as a kid and now spends his days with his fist up the ass of a wooden doll.  If I wanted to watch someone stick something up someone’s ass it would not be a middle aged loser and it would sure as shit not be a wooden doll!!!  There are plenty of internet masterpieces dedicated to sticking things in asses.  

Do you really think we don’t know it is you talking????  And  why is he allowed to say degrading, defamitory and digusting things just because he is pretending it is the fucking dummy talking!!!   Does that mean I can walk through a scrapbooking party saying “hey nice tits” as long as i have my hand up someone’s ass?  If so I am going to attend more scrapbooking parties!!!

PSA for all aspiring v-donkeys, we can see your lips moving, just stop.  Watch my lips move…You are still a loser even if you have a whole bunch of wooden friends!!!

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