Does Barry Melrose not own a mirror?
In case you are unaware of who Barry Melrose is, he is a hockey anaylist on ESPN. He is the former coach of the Los Angeles Kings. He coached during the Wayne Gretzky era when “The Great One” carried the unlikely Kings to the Stanley Cup finals ultimately losing to the mighty Canadians. So……why am I talking about him? He is also one of the bravest people in the whole world. Barry Melrose has the stones to give the finger to the world and continue to rock moustache and the center part MULLET!!! In this day of metro-sexual men and $200 haircuts on television, Barry still gets his hair cut by his mother (allegedly).
Now although this is very brave, it’s also absurd. Barry! Look at yourself man! Only people from countries that were once part of the soviet union and are now in shambles or people from inner Canada still wear the 1980s hockey hair. These people however have an excuse, most of them don’t own televisions and the last time they had access to what is “in style”, “The Hardy Boys” was a hit television show and David Hasslehoff was not just the drunk guy with the cheeseburger. Now it can argued that even when Def Leppard and the rest of the mediocre rock bands were perpetuating one of the worst hair dos of all time, it was not cool. But now It is REALLY not cool!!! The only thing that could be worse would be to wear the long part of your hair in a pony tail!
Barry, you are a millionaire who is seen on national television every day. Hire a stylist…AND LISTEN TO THEM!!! There is one saving grace for Barry Melrose and it is this…..The Wicked Mullet he used to wear, makes the reformed-mullet that he now sports, look as hip as Cold Play or Kabala.
