72 and still going strong
Posted in Deep Thoughts on June 6th, 2009 by itsatoiletseat
When I was in my twenties, I would spend most of my day planning world dominance, jerking off and trying to stay out of my girl’s way enough that I would not piss her off so she might have the inclination to give up the booty once in a while. As I reached my thirties I figured it would change, my days would be more productive and “grown up”. Now I am in my mid-thirties and I spend most of my day, surfing porn (they did not have the internet when I was in my twenties), planning world domination, jerking off and trying to stay out of my wife’s way enough that I would not piss her off so she might have the inclination to give up the booty once in a while. Yesterday I read about David Carradine, the star of Kung Fu, that David Carradine. I read that he was found dead hanging in a closet in Thailand with a rope around his neck and pecker, naked. Allegedly trying to get the ulimate high through auto-erotic asphyxiation. So…..apparently when you are in your 70s, you spend most of your day…….surfing porn, planning world domination, jerking off and trying to stay out of your girl’s way enough that you do not piss her off so she might have the inclination to give up the booty once in a while.
We really are a lower life form. How in the world does anything get done by men???
