Really?? Truck Balls??????
Posted in Deep Thoughts on April 11th, 2009 by itsatoiletseat
I got stuck behind a pick up truck today and I had a hard time figuring out which stereo type this moderately advanced primate fit best. Red neck? Well he did have a confederate flag bumper sticker. I would bet a million dollars that he has the the entire blue collar comedy series on blue ray disk….and then he probably ruined them by trying to fit them into his 8 track stereo system. White Trash? He had a pair of stainless steel testicles hanging from his trailer hitch…….wait, rewind, yes i said metal balls hanging from the back of his truck. I understand that some ill-informed, uneducated cousin bangers actually consider the confederate flag a sign of their heritage (I would probably try to hide that heritage) but, I cannot under any circumstances find an occassion that I would need metal testicles. I do remember Alec Baldwin once saying that it takes brass balls to sell real estate…but these were stainless steel. But then I saw it….he also had a big poster size graphic on his tail gate and I want make sure you understand that I am not shitting you. It was a large chevy symbol and below it was written, ”if you are Strokin’ or Cummin’….you have to be Hard as a Rock” The stereo type that fits this guy best is Low Life F-ing, super Douche bag!!! on what planet does that even make sense??? I mean, I am all for vulgarity, in fact I once pissed myself in a bar just to prove I could!!! But it needs to be clever and funny or at least one of the two! I get that they were trying to play on the chevy theme “Like a Rock” BUT THEY DIDN’T EVEN USE THAT!!!!!! This kind of de-evolution is complete evidence that we are letting too many stupid people breed!!! The only reason that people like that are still alive, is because it is illegal to kill them!! Maybe we should think about changing that law. GIT-R-Dun
