Buy The Cow

It seems that every married women I meet tells the same story, they are always “wicked horny”, they love sex and they wish their man would bang them more often and harder. (there are a few exceptions)  It also seems that every married man I know tells the same story.  They have to wait for weeks and months until they finally get to have sex and when they do, it is not nearly as good as it was when you were dating.  It is always the really hot sex, when she is wearing the threadbare t-shirt she sleeps in along with old sweats…sexy!   So here is the question…Who then is she telling that “her husband doesn’t bang her often enough or hard enough”??????  Who is the fool she is bullshitting with stories of how much “she don’t eat meat but she sure love the BONE”  I think that it is all bullshit.  I think that all women love sex and i think that they all want sex, but the truth is THEY ARE LAZY, and therefore, withholding it is the easiest way they can exert power without actually working for it.  Think about it, if they were the bread winner that would give them power, but that takes too much effort.  If they gave into all of their urges like we do, how would they get us to take out the garbage or clean the gutters or watch Project Runway!  No they would rather have everyone (except their husband) believe that they are these porn stars.  That way all the world will want to bang them, and that gives them power to make the world do what they want without effort! 

Lets talk about equal rights and division of labor for a minute.  Now before i go off, i want to let everyone know that I am not a caveman.  I agree that the husband and or father in the household holds just as much responsibilty in running the house and raising the children, i am perfectly willing to concede that point.  It isn’t 1950 and it is not the wife’s job to make sure dinner is on the table and the children’s homework is done while i have 3 scotches and smoke 4 cigarettes (which were good for you in 1950) before anyone is allowed to speak to me.  If everyone is working full time, the housework should be split 50/50, yes you massagionists, you may have to do laundry and wash windows. 

 HERE IS WHERE THE SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN….. If I work 50 hours a week and you work 10 and we have no kids, the housework is not split 50/fucking/50.  The division of labor begins when your weekly hourly total of work reaches at least 40 hours!  I am not saying you have to make as much as me or we have to pay equally for the household expenses, we are a team and everything each of us makes goes into the same pot.  What i am saying is that MY 50 HOURS A WEEK THAT I HAVE TO PUT IN IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE THE MORTGAGE PAYMENT DOESN’T BOUNCE counts toward my weekly hourly total of work put into the household.  You can not expect me to get up a 6am work until 5pm and the minute i walk in the door, you hand a fucking vacuum cleaner and then withhold sex when I laugh at you!  especially when i called at 10am and you were still FUCKING SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!  All I am saying is fair is fair.  If you want to get up every morning a six while I sleep till 10, you put in 10 hour days while I hit starbucks TWICE, that is fine with me.  You can bet that dinner will be ready when you get home and i will fuck you like I own you any night you want, I promise.

Peace Out